What Do You Really Know About Reindeer?

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donna and Blitzen but do you know the truth behind Santa's Legendary team?  Well Gearstick is about to dish the dirt on those famous antlers in their hilarious Adults Only Christmas romp:  The Reindeer Monologues.

Meet Rudolph the dopey buck with an incessant cold, Vixen the old drunken tart, Dasher the "Flasher", Comet the delivery guy on a dodgy AWA, Cupid the lovelorn deer who never gets lucky, Prancer the heterosexually challenged would be fashion designer and Dancer the reject of the Royal Reindeer Ballet Academy.  Listen to them aquaint you with the adults only version of everything Christmas and all that goes on behind closed doors in that icy world up north.

With guest appearances from Olive the other reindeer, one of Santa's elves and even the fat man himself, The Reindeer Monologues is a perfect way to relax in to the festive season.

So come, indulge in a couple of Christmas drinks and laugh yourself stupid this silly season with the not so factual tales of theose crazy Christmas couriers and don't forget to bring a carrot - although they do prefer beer!

The Wagga RSL Club presents
Another Gearstick Production

The Reindeer Monologues
by Craig HIggs and Kevin Poynter

Rudolph -  The Red Nosed Reindeer
Olive -  The Other Reindeer
Eric -  A Dishevelled Elf
Vixen -  An Old Tramp
Prancer -  Hetereosexually Challenged
John -  A Deer
Comet -  A Rising Star in the Delivery Business
Agent R -  An ASIO Agent
Cupid -  A Perennial Ladies Reindeer and Virgin
Dasher -  The Flasher
Blitzen -  A German Reindeer
Dancer -  An Ex-Ballet Star
Donna -  A 50's Housewife on Serapax
Santa -  The Fat Man Himself

Performers:
Ashleigh Haynes Holyoake
Craig HIggs

Director: Kevin Poynter

Props and Costumes: Craig HIggs

Sound and Lighting:  Kevin Poynter

Scenic Artist and Work Experience Girl: Suzannah Milliken

N.B.  No reindeers were harmed in the making of this production but we do apologise about that Elf.